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chainsaw dreams

Chainsaw

To see a chain saw in your dream, indicates that something drastic is about to happen. Success will only come about through willpower. Alternatively, it suggests that you get right to the heart of the matter quickly. The chain saw may be seen as a phallic symbol and can refer to your sexual drives.

so what does it mean when you see a chainsaw and someone is trying to use it to kill someone? my subconscious is a little screwy. dreams are weird.

forgiveness and respect?

sometimes i wonder if you can forgive someone but still not respect them.

overzealous and not enough info

asteroid courtesy of xkcd

things to work towards this week....

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First of all, my friend, you don't need any second-hand anything, let alone second-hand love. Second of all, dearest, you are hereby ordered not to hang around any third-rate situations where you feel like a fifth wheel. You understand? Thirdly, wonderful one,
keep in mind that any eight ball you may fantasize that you're behind is just a figment of your own delusions. Fourthly, lover, I assure you that your sixth sense can now lead you -- if you cleanse it of its excess superstition -- to a place that is, if you have a good imagination, a suburb of the seventh heaven.

the rubix cubewich

i found this on thisiswhyyourfat.

thank you new york for this one

Teenage boy #1: All I'm saying is it's false advertising. If you suck dick, you should say you suck dick.

Teenage boy #2: But then everyone will think you're a fag.

Teenage boy #3: No, no way. You're telling me that just because I meet a guy whose dick I want to suck, people will think I'm a fag?

courtesy of new york